Sorry

So I missed yesterday. Shoot me. We had the annual office party yesterday, and fun was had by all. It was, however, a very strange party. I always see all of these people in scrubs or at least white coats. Party clothes made everyone almost unrecognizable. One of my buddies commented, "If I hadn't seen you, I would have thought I was at the wrong party."

Other strange things:

• The boss didn't show up - at all. What's up with that? The boss doesn't show up to the department party - that's weird.
• Child Life can boogy down. I mean, seriously, the girl has moves.
• Research assistants + orderlies = near sex on the dance floor... at an office party. Can we say, not good for the career?
• Drunk doctors are funny. 'Nuff said.
• Drunk nurses are even funnier. It's like a college frat party, only better, 'cause the floors aren't sticky.