Friday, June 17, 2005

Ouch! I'm it!

Have you ever?

1. Snuck out of the house........ yes - I was 16 and my 70+ year old deaf grandmother was 'watching' me while my parents were on vacation. Needless to say, he wasn't worth the effort.

2.Gotten lost in your city......... Not lost like I can't get home, lost. Lost like I can't find where I'm going? Yes.

3. Seen a shooting star.......... It's hard not to in Iceland, where I went on vacation.

4. Been to any other countries besides Canada.... Yes. (though why Canada?) I have been to Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Germany, Denmark, Iceland, France, Switzerland, Italy, Mexico, England, Ireland, Scotland, Iceland, Norway, Spain.

5. Had a serious surgery........ Nope, but I've seen quite a few.

6) Gone out in public in your pajamas....... Wasn't that one of the whole points of college?

7) Kissed a stranger........... Nah, but I have hope.

8) Hugged a stranger......... Do patients count?

9) Been in a fist fight........ A fight? Not so much. Kicked someone in the nuts? Sure.

10)Been arrested.......... Does getting harrassed for suspected shoplifting count?

11) Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose...... Often. Beer, too.

12)Pushed all the buttons on an elevator........ Only people under three are allowed to do this, and then only once.

13) Swore at your parents......... Yup, and they swore back. And then we kissed and made up, so it is all good.

14)Been in love....... Yes

15)Been close to love....... Yes - isn't this automatic given that I've been in love? Doncha have to get close to love before you can get to love?

16) Been to a casino......... Yes

17) Been skydiving.......... Hell NO. Never, never, never, never, never.

18)Skinny dipped........... Yeah. So has my hubby. He was the hero of the lake, saving gorgeous lesbians left and right. (More on that in another post...)

19)Skipped school........... Yes. Again, wasn't that one of the major points of college?

20) Seen a therapist........ Heck yeah. Therapy is good.

21) Done the splits........... Briefly, I was a gymnast. The splits stuck with me longer than most of the other gymnastic type skills.

22) Played spin the bottle........... Again, the college thing.

23) Gotten stitches.......... In my lip. Very freaky to watch the needle go into and out of my face without feeling it. Gotta love lidocaine.

24) Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.......... Yuck, no.

25) Bitten someone........... Heck yeah! Must mark mate...

26) Been to Niagara Falls........ No, sadly.

27) Gotten the chicken pox....... Nope, thank God. I love them vaccines!!

28) Kissed a member of the same sex....... Yah, well, when spin the bottle is played with a mixed croud, same sex kissing is fairly guaranteed.

29) Crashed into a friend's car........ Nope. Not even my husband's.

30) Been to Japan......... I really want to see Mt. Fuji, but I haven'y gotten there yet.

31) Ridden in a taxi............ Yes - who hasn't?

32) Been dumped........... Yes, but not since I was 18, when I started dating my husband.

33) Shoplifted............Um, yes. I was being harassed on suspicion of shoplifting, and um, well, I was. Oops...

34) Been fired............. Nope.

35) Had a crush on someone of the same sex......... Yes. Again, a college right of passage.

36) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back........... Yup. He was dreamy and moody.

37) Gone on a blind date............. No.

38) Lied to a friend............... Nothing more than a white lie. If someone calls and wakes you up from sleep and you really don't want to be up, but you know that s/he is calling from a million time zones away, are you really gonna say "yes" when s/he asks if they woke you up from sleep?

39) Had a crush on a teacher............ No.

40) Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans........... No.

41) Slept with a co-worker............ No

42) Seen someone die............ Yes. it sucked.

43)Had a close friend die........... No

44) Been to Africa............ No

45) Driven over 400 miles in one day........... Yes. Who wrote these questions? New Yorkers?

46)Been to Mexico.......... Yes.

47) Been to India............. No

48) Been on a plane............ Yeah - I hate take off and landing, but I get over it.

49) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show............. Sweet transvestite....

50) Thrown up in a bar.......... In the restroom, yes. Actually while at the bar, no.

51) Purposely set a part of myself on fire............ Hair, yes. Anything fleshy? No.

52) Eaten sushi.......... As often as possible.

53) Been skiing/snowboarding............. Skiing since I was 3.5 years old. I snowboarded for a couple years and just decided to stick with skiing. I don't have enough time to split my snowsports.

54) Lost a child............. On the job, well, yes. Kids die at work. My own child? Don't have any yet.

55) Gone to college/university............ Yes

56) Graduated college/university............. Yes.

57) Fired a gun.................Yes and I am a very poor shot.

58) Purposely hurt yourself................. I've going skiing on an injured knee, so you could say I kept on hurting myself. But damn, I was having too much fun.

59) Taken painkillers............... Oh yeah.

60) Been intimate with someone of the same gender............... No.

I tag Eileenie-weenie.

4 comments:

Eileen the Jellomonster said...

Yeah, figures you would, damn it all. Karla ended up tagging me too. I will send you the answers I sent her with the same proviso- no public viewing. Some things just shouldn't be posted on the internet, k? You may, however, share them with your hubby, should you desire. I ain't putting 'em on my blog.

Chris said...

Hey, you forgot a few things-- for #4, weren't Singapore and China worth mentioning?

jac said...

Is your husband an Indian ????

Eileen the Jellomonster said...

No, her friend/colleague is.

DW, you're probably wondering why that was asked- see my blog. Love, Ween.