Tuesday, December 13, 2005

To the man in the van...

Yes you. The jackass in the white van with handicap plates...

Please, get off the valium. The accelerator is on the right and the speed limit really is 35 MPH.

And what the fuck is up with your spare tire? You have a hubcap on your spare tire. Why? For the love of all that's good and holy, WHY? And why does it have to look like a spare prop from Krull?

Good gracious, man. Get a life.

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